Galooteus Maximus

The life and times of a Labrador Retriever named Godfrey

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I'm having a little talk with @kevinbae about why

I'm having a little talk with @kevinbae about why we're just sitting here when we could be playing fetch or on a hike! What a lazy bum!

#yellowlab #yellowlabs #yellowlabrador #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab #fetchislife #GottaLoveThatBall

Memories Monday. This was on this day in 2015. I w

Memories Monday. This was on this day in 2015. I was only a year old. I really really really miss the snow.

#yellowlab #yellowlabs #yellowlabrador #yellowlabsofinstagram #yellowlaboftheday #labradorretriever #labrador #talesofalab #snow #MemoriesMonday

It's @kevinbae's birthday tomorrow but the gift is

It's @kevinbae's birthday tomorrow but the gift is all for me. Birthday celebration hike! He said he picked an easy trail because I'm getting old but I'll let you in on a secret. That guy will be 58. Let the one who isn't an old man cast the first stone!

#yellowlabs #labrador #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab #labradorretriever #yellowlabrador #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlab #hiking #HikeGeorgia #dahlonega

I'm just trying to have a conversation and @kevinb

I'm just trying to have a conversation and @kevinbae has to resort to insults and ridicule. What's the deal with that?

#CantAGuyJustTalk #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

It tasted horrible but I miss The Great Salt Lake

It tasted horrible but I miss The Great Salt Lake all the same. This is the closest I've ever been to a real beach!

#TheGreatSaltLake #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

This "would you like some road food" joke is getti

This "would you like some road food" joke is getting pretty damn old. @kevinbae needs some new material.

#FoodOnTheRoadIsNotTheSameAsRoadFood #RoadTrip #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

Friday is fetch day! No trails but I get to chew T

Friday is fetch day! No trails but I get to chew THE BEST BALL IN THE WORLD! I only agree to take these trips if @kevinbae brings my ball. Well, I'd probably. Come for the trails too but this is icing on the cake! But I won't be getting any actual cake.

#Fetch #FetchIsLife #GottaLoveThatBall #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

Something good is about to happen! #GottaLoveThat

Something good is about to happen!

#GottaLoveThatBall #FetchIsLife #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

The final hike of this trip was way too easy! Ther

The final hike of this trip was way too easy! There were a lot of people on the way back and a lot of other dogs too. @kevinbae gave me some credit for not barking at them too much and not starting any fights. So... I got that going for me.

#Hiking #HikeUtah #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

Nothing more refreshing than a cool mountain strea

Nothing more refreshing than a cool mountain stream. Especially after tasting that crazy salty lake!

#FreshWater #Hiking #HikeUtah #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

I've never been to a beach before! @kevinbae said

I've never been to a beach before! @kevinbae said this isn't really a beach either but I'll take it! This is the Great Salt Lake and I can confirm it's saaaalllty. Blech! The great thing about this place are all the dried salted fish in the sand. And loads of dried salted birds too! They're great to tear out of the sand and roll around on.

#Hiking #HikeUtah #Beach #TheGreatSaltLake #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

The water in this lake just doesn't taste right.

The water in this lake just doesn't taste right.

#TheGreatSaltLake #TooSalty #Hiking #HikeUtah #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

My morning hike to Dog Lake. One of my favorite hi

My morning hike to Dog Lake. One of my favorite hikes ever!

#Hiking #HikeUtah #DogLake #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

Announcing to the Wasatch Mountain Range that I've

Announcing to the Wasatch Mountain Range that I've arrived! Dog Lake is the place to be!

#Hiking #HikeUtah #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

There's something about the mountain air that make

There's something about the mountain air that makes me want to chew all the trees.

#Hiking #HikeUtah #ChewTheTrees #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

I see big mountains. This must mean big hikes! #R

I see big mountains. This must mean big hikes!

#RoadTrip #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

It's road trip time! #WhereAreWeGoing #WeAreNotIn

It's road trip time!

#WhereAreWeGoing #WeAreNotInGeorgiaAnymore #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

I'm not a fan of coyotes. Especially those three l

I'm not a fan of coyotes. Especially those three legged ones. They walk all funny and stuff.

#Coyote #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

There is something called the Olympics on TV. It's

There is something called the Olympics on TV. It's supposed to be the sporting event of the world. Yet I found out there is no event for fetch! I'm pitching the idea to @kevinbae so he can get on the horn to the Olympic committee and right this wrong.

#Olympics2024 #FetchIsLife #FetchIsSport #Fetch #GottaLoveThatBall #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

The only thing better on a hot summer day than han

The only thing better on a hot summer day than hanging out with THE BEST BALL IN THE WORLD would be fetch with THE BEST BALL IN THE WORLD!

I've been told by the uber curmudgeon otherwise known as @kevinbae that my status as older dog prevents me from fetching in this weather. I say that's BUNK! He's just lazy.

#GottaLoveThatBall #FetchIsLife #yellowlab #yellowlabrador #labrador #labradorretriever #yellowlaboftheday #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram #talesofalab

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